bodies in bags

Cat, blah.

But that's nothing. I have just heard this on the Radio 4 news:

Police are investigating a body found in a bag in a flat belonging to an MI6 worker who has been missing for some time.

Maybe R4 producers don't pay much attention to the plots of thrillers, but this could hardly more obviously be the opening chapter/scene from one. Any moment now, Jack Bauer or similar is going to have to get his shit together.