Wednesday 10 June 2009

i'm smiling because my dentist numbs me up with the magic wand (TM)

This is the unsettling strapline I saw on the front of a leaflet in my new dentist's yesterday (great dentist, by the way - I haven't heard anyone say 'brilliant' and 'perfect' more often since the last time I had sex)*. Quite apart from it being an advert for 'The magic Wand (TM)' (sic), which I bet is a mistake, and the fact that I don't think 'up' is a happy or necessary addition to 'numb', it was under the picture of a pretty small girl in a flowery dress.

I am not pc gone mad, but I think someone involved could have Done Better.


*Yes, yes, I was alone.

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